Pigeons

Concept: 1 out of 5
Execution: 0 out of 5
Yeah, but: No buts.

The Long Version: There are two really bad ideas that cause untold misery despite being made years ago: the grip design on the Canon Rebel XTi and the decision to bring rock doves out of the Mediterranean.

I suppose at some level, pigeons do provide a moderately useful service as scavengers and garbage collectors. Unfortunately they themselves are nasty, messy, and destructive animals. I might prefer rats, probably prefer raccoons, and would certainly rather share my city sidewalks with seagulls.

What bothers me most about these so-called birds is their laziness and arrogance. Frequently too fat to fly, they know exactly how much space they need to stay safe, and think that they're smarter than everyone else. The worst part is that I can't prove them wrong.